ABC Meme, or I'm Not Being Creative Right Now

— Aprons, Y/N? No, no.
— Baking? Sometimes, but not that often.
— Clothesline, Y/N? No!
— Donuts, Ever made them? When I was little, I think my Mom and Dad made them a few times.
— Everyday, One homemaking thing you do everyday? Um, ahhh. I suck as a housekeeper.
— Freezer, Do you have a separate deep freezer? No
— Garbage Disposal, Y/N? Yes
— Handbook, Y/N? I have a handbook I made for my job. Still isn’t enough information!
— Inside or outside? Both, but I'm inside more often.
— Junk Drawer, Where is it? Which one?
— Kitchen, Design and decorating? The chef doesn’t let me hang things on the walls.
— Love, What is your favorite part of homemaking? Decorating.
— Mop, Y/N? Yep. Hardwoods.
— Nylons, Wash by hand or in the washer? Washer, when I don’t rip the crap out of them on the first wearing.
— Oven, Do you use the window or open it to check? Both
— Pizza, What do you put on yours? Pepperoni, sometimes. Mostly black olives and musrooms.
— Quiet, What do you do during the day when you get a quiet moment? Nap! Duh!
— Recipe card box, Y/N? Yes
— Style of house? Downtown duplex built in 1910. Modern colors, antique aesthetic.
— Tablecloths and napkins, Y/N? Yes to both.
— Under the kitchen sink? Cleaning stuff and garbage bags. And the occasional misplaced item.
— Vacuum, How many times a week? Once. At most! Like I said…
— Wash, How many loads do you do a week? Too many.
— X's, Do you keep a list of things to do and cross them off? I just started doing this. Really.
— Yard, Who does what? The landlord does all of it except for the potted plants and stuff.
— ZZZ's, What is your last homemaking task for the day? Depends on the day.