from flying over your head,
but you can prevent them
from building nests in your hair.
Said Tasty at 11:44 PM
I'm with Christelicious. I heart Taylor Hicks, too. He is so verah talented and passionate! (The very same characteristics I find so attractive in my veryownpersonal loved ones, even.)
The Fig lurves Paris Bennett -- I still haven't seen her perform. But she loves her princess crown and Sponge Bob and sings Billie Holiday, so she can't be all bad, right?
Mandisa has the smile of Helen. Damn, girl could launch a thousand ships. Haven't heard her sing, either! But I hear the following things: She has the voice of a goddess, and her ass is big. How dare she! I mean, how DARE a contestant look like the general populace (except also have a gorgeous complexion, beautiful hair, and the aforementioned smile.)
Simon, you're a funny little man, aren't you? Be careful, I hear fat is contageous. And is a clear indication that you're less talented than the thin, and the British.
And, finally, I can't believe I'm watching the damn thing. GAH!
Said Tasty at 5:00 PM
I work in a big-ass company where we're fancy and have an electronic bulletin board for selling stuff to other employees. Sometimes, when I'm feeling cashless, I sell my excess goodies or post my ad for housecleaning. Today, there were some gems, including an ad for a guard Llama. (No, no, really. I mean it.) However, the following ad was just too good to keep to myself. Thus, I share it with you.
Names have been hidden to protect the hilariously deluded. Please note the item description which I have highlighted with a red outline.
"Single seater sofas?" you ask? That's what I asked. As it turns out...
Said Tasty at 4:17 PM
Said Tasty at 11:01 AM
Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot.
Next, select five people to tag.
What were you doing 10 years ago? Let's see, in February 1996, I was living in a van down by the river. Well, okay, a trailer down by the river. A trailer with holes in the floor. In Sevierville, Tennessee. Gah. Thank God that's over.
What were you doing 1 year ago? These are just the sorts of questions I shouldn't answer in public. I was dating a boy so young the Numbers called him "The Fetus." That was short-lived, but terribly fun. Shortly thereafter I met That Todd, which is turning out to be long-lived and WAY more fun (and delightful, and comforting, and kind, and adventurous, all the other stuff I've always hoped for.) Last year at this time was the Numbers Summit!!!!!!! Let's do that again. Tomorrow.
February 2005: Had just started a new job, which turns out was not a very good match. So, I'm leaving the job for something more suited to my abilities. For example, anything not involving computer security systems. Here's to the ultimate luxury: choice.
Five snacks you enjoy:
Five songs you know all the words to:
Okay, I was just kidding about My Girl Wants to Party All The Time, but I was serious about the rest of them. I have no specific genre that is my favorite, and I feel free to like GREAT rock and roll, and sappy folk music alike.
Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
Five bad habits:
Five things you enjoy doing:
Not a sport in the damn bunch, is there.
Five things you would never wear again:
Five favorite toys(/games):
Yes, yes. That was horrible.
Said Tasty at 10:58 AM
Four jobs I’ve had
Four movies I can watch over and over
It’s not *that* weird a list, is it?
Four places I have lived
Four TV shows I love
Four places I’ve vacationed
Four of my favorite dishes
Four sites I visit daily
The first three of which I detest. Normal women “hate” other women because they are slender and gorgeous. I hate women who are brilliant, funnier, and better writers than I.
Four places I would rather be right now
Said Tasty at 1:49 PM