Quotable

Here are some recent quotes that I’ve collected. Hope you enjoy them, too!

About family dinners: “It’s Easter. We’re serving ham and angst.”

About doing something kinda stupid: “You’ll have to excuse me. I’m one-quarter moron, on my mother’s side.”

About no-necked dudes: “If his own neck deserts him, we have a problem.”

Regarding dudes named Steve: “Steve’s are dicey. They can go either way.”

Regarding places that straight men like to be: “… and occasionally, that warm, soft place may have to be Florida.”