So, lately I've been thinking that just because I have an actual Purdue degree in writing, that shouldn't keep me from actually enjoying it. Writing, I mean. Work will sometimes sap the fun right out of your passions, but only if you're not careful. In all honesty, I can't complain: they let me write for a living, and they pay me enough to live indoors, go on the occasional vacation, and buy cute shoes. Also, I am able to procure enough delicious food to ensure that I'm never a size 8. That being said, I'd rather take approximately three times as many vacations as I take now, go on a mini-road-trip every other weekend, and a girly-girl can never have enough pairs of shoes. Thus, I've decided to combine my two loves into one thing that will make my third love.
Food + Writing = Lots of Cash
Okay, okay, I don't really LOVE money. I just love what it can do for me, i.e., fly me to Zihuatanejo, Mexico with Allison, Lauren, Matt, and Dande, et. al. Anyway, I've decided to call my column:
Bread, Butter, Cheese: The Things That Made My Ass What it is Today.
Please start thinking of ways I can sell this column to the newspapers. Eventually, of course, it will need to be syndicated so that I can afford the luxurious life the abovementioned girls and I so richly deserve. When you have a brilliant idea for marketing this genius work, email me at erickson_stacey@yahoo.com. First column appearing here soon.
Thank you.
8 comments:
Start submitting articles to your local paper in the editorial section. Have any local magazines, try there too.
If you write it, we will read it. I am sure others will too.
*hyperventilating*
laughing so hard.
and i am NOW changing my name to "et al" that way i get included in more stuff.
Hey CG, you be et. and I'll be al. Wanna?
Et and Al, thank you so much for commenting. I love you both!!!
al loves you too and just tell whatever newspaper or magazine you choose that their subscriptions will rise rapidly if they give you a column. You know it's true. We would all have to subscribe!
WB, i LOVE that idea.
~et.
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