The Lush

Bourbon

Congratulations! You're 125 proof, with specific scores in beer (80), wine (83), and liquor (104).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

You scored higher than 44% on proof
You scored higher than 93% on beer index
You scored higher than 87% on wine index
You scored higher than 96% on liquor index